We’re the architects of pain, the creators of impossible jumps, and the reason why players scream “I WAS AT 98%!” at 3 AM. Geometry Dash isn’t just a game—it’s a psychological experiment in rhythm, reflexes, and rage. Now, we need someone who can turn “This is unfair” into “Okay, one more try…”
Your Mission (If You Can Survive It):
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Design Brutal (But Fair) Levels: Craft challenges that feel impossible—until they’re not. Every spike, portal, and gravity flip must be just out of reach… at first.
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Sync to the Beat: Make levels that aren’t just played—they’re felt. The best obstacles hit like a bass drop.
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Visual Hypnosis: Create eye-melting, seizure-inducing aesthetics that make failure beautiful (and slightly terrifying).
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Community Sadism: Build tools for players to design their own nightmares—because suffering loves company.
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Easter Eggs & Trolls: Hide secrets that make players question reality (e.g., a fake ending at 90%).
Skills You’ll Need to Not Crash & Burn:
✔️ Expertise in “Trial by Death” Game Design (If your levels don’t cause at least one broken keyboard, they’re too easy.)
✔️ Rhythmically Insane (You hear music and immediately think: “This needs more spikes.”)
✔️ High Pain Tolerance (You’ve beaten at least one Demon-rated level—or died trying.)
✔️ Pixel-Perfect Precision (You know the exact frame where a jump becomes barely possible.)
✔️ A Love for Chaos (Your ideal level includes upside-down ship mode + wave + a blind jump.)
Extras That’ll Make Us Demon-Approved:
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You’ve ever rage-quit your own level during testing
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You can identify a level’s difficulty just by its color scheme
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You’ve theorized that “The Nightmare” is actually a tutorial
Bonus Points For:
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Speedrun Bragging Rights (Send us your best time.)
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Unhinged Level Concepts (e.g., a level that gets harder the more you fail.)
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A Personal Grudge Against Certain Orbs (We all have one.)
