Designer

We’re the unspoken heroes of the 404 page—the architects of the world’s most secretly addictive runner game. Our T-Rex has outlived internet outages, bored students, and procrastinating CEOs. Now, we’re evolving. Join us to redefine what it means to be voluntarily trapped in a minimalist desert with a pixelated dinosaur.

Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept It):

• Design the Unstoppable: Craft new obstacles, biomes, and dino abilities that turn “just one more try” into an all-nighter.

• Pixel-Perfect Artistry: Evolve the iconic 8-bit aesthetic—because even a T-Rex deserves a glow-up (but not too much—nostalgia is key).

• Rhythm of Chaos: Sync new challenges to an imagined soundtrack (the game is silent, but players feel the beat).

• Easter Egg Hunter: Hide secrets that’ll make Reddit threads speculate for years (e.g., a UFO abduction at 10,000 points).

• Community Evolution: Design tools for player-created mods—let them build neon jungles, zombie modes, or existential dread levels.

Skills You’ll Need to Outrun Extinction:

✔️ Mastery of “simple but brutal” game design (see also: Flappy Bird, Getting Over It)
✔️ Ability to make a cactus emotionally devastating
✔️ A+ high score in Chrome’s Dino Game (attach screenshot or we’ll assume you’re a fraud)
✔️ Obsession with the psychology of rage-quits and victory screams
✔️ Love for the absurd (e.g., “What if the dinosaur rode a skateboard?”)

Extras That’ll Make Us Roar:

• You’ve ever lost sleep to a .io game

• You argue whether the pterodactyls are fair (they’re not)

• Your brain auto-generates fake “game over” screens in meetings

Bonus Points:

• Archaeology Degree (just kidding… unless?)

• Speedrun Records (we’ll time you in the interview)

• Hot Takes on whether the dinosaur is happy (it’s not)